I’m a dirty dog…a very dirty dog. I love to roll on the grass and snoop in the hedges which all makes me one dirty dog. So they tell me I have to have a bath. Oh, I tolerate it with the smelly soaps and conditioners but I don’t see why I can’t be dirty. As soon as they’re done I run and roll in the grass right away. Dogs shouldn’t smell like lavender! I say dirty dogs unite…roll in the dirt, splash through the mud! Life is too short to worry about being clean!